1. We’re easy to find. You can get your hands on us in any shop. Really, we’re EVERYWHERE. Go have a look.​

2. Nothing satisfies like Pot Noodle. Ready in just 4 forkin’ mins(!!!) to completely fill you with glorious noodle-y goodness. ​

3. Tasty. Tasty. Tasty. Tasty. Tasty. Tasty. Tasty. Tasty. Tasty. Tasty. Tasty. Tasty. Tasty. Tasty. Tasty. Tasty. Tasty. Tasty. Tasty. We could go on…